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S**t My Dad Says | Paperback

Released on 04 June 2010

Author: Justin Halpern | Format: Paperback

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'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me'. Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost one million people follow Mr Halpern's philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is 'like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair'; and this is the sort of shit he says...'You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimme the remote, we're not watching this bullshit'. 'Happy Birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then, too - unless it's shitty'. 'Your brother brought his baby over this morning.He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down'. 'The worst thing you can be is a liar...Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2'. 'Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi'.

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 I would love to meet the dad

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This is a hilarious book, light reading at its best.
Its laugh out loud, annoy your partner with quotes from the book funny.
Some of the things the dad comes out with is nothing short of genius and i'm sure i will use a few of his one liners in the future.

 sam halpern = legend

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I picked this book up by chance while on holiday when i had ran out of books to read and now i am obsessed! i have already read the second installment and all his interviews on line! i love it! This book is laugh out loud, crying in to your cuppa funny and if you have not read this book yet, you should be ashamed of yourself!! Buy this book peeps.

 SOOOOOO FUNNY!!

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I love this book. I love it. I have read it quite a few times already (it's a nice easy read you can dip into) and every single time I laugh outloud. Genius.

 Absolutley Hilarious

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I have never written a review on here before but after finishing this book, I just had to log on to let you all know how great this book is.
It's one of the best books I have read in a long time, i finished it within a day. You just cant put it down. I would definitely recommend this book to anyone, in fact I have a long list of friends already wanting to borrow it from me.
It's laugh out loud funny on every page, and its written in such an easy manner.
Everyone needs a copy of this book in their lives!!

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AuthorJustin Halpern
PublisherPan Macmillan (United Kingdom)
Year2010
ISBN9780752227405
FormatPaperback - 224 Pages