Alfie's not really a bad guy. It's just that he has this overwhelming desire for the ladies. You might say that ???birds??? are irresistible to him, sort of second nature. There's Ruby - ???A lust box in beautiful condition???; Clare - ???You're all lathered in sweat, Alfie???; and Siddie, and Crala, and Annie - but who's counting? Certainly not Alfie. Three in one evening if necessary. And necessary is the right word.