Lock up your daughters, Maddox has written a book. George Ouzounian, the internet sensation behind the best page in the universe (the name of the site no less) has finally dragged his hairy knuckles across a keyboard to provide us with a new york bestsellers topping book dedicated to what really makes men manly.
The book (or is that life manual) is subdivided into 26 chapters from A for 'Ass-kicking' to Z for 'Zombies' telling every real, self respecting, chauvanistic man the rules they need to abide by to avoid letting the side down.
So embark on a magic adventure from S for 'Sneaking a peek' to V for 'Violence' and F for 'Female wrestling' and come out on the other end as a less respectable but much better man...
If all of this still doesn't get your blood boiling and your skin itching for this book then maybe this quote from Maddox's mother might:
"I didn't raise you like this. Why are you like this? Your father's not like this either. This is terrible!"
It really is that good :0)