thanks Karl, i now have jaw ache. be careful where u read this book, i was in a bar and kept getting strange looks. there i was sat in a corner giggling away, yet i couldnt put it down. several Guinness' and hours later i had read it all. this lad's world is fantastic. the only negative, it finished. i have his other books and he never ceases to amuse. Karl, we need more. DEFINITE MUST BUY. after having written this review. 1 question remains. did i decide to write this or was it my brain?