In the darkest days of the cruel Meconian Empire, the evil Chancellor Dongalor (Matt Lucas) loomed on the brink of activating The Eye of Gulga Grymna, the deadliest weapon of the ancient world, when a glimmer of hope arrived - the son of a blacksmith and a stay-at-home mum, a freedom fighter of unquestionable bravery, unwavering determination and untameable hair: Kröd Mändoon (Sean Maguire).

Assisting Kröd in his noble struggle are: Aneka (India De Beaufort), a beautiful Pagan warrioress whose weapon of choice is sex, Loquasto (Steven Spiers), a pig-like creature called a grobble, Zezelryck (Kevin Hart), a young warlock whose greatest magical gift is spinning a line and Bruce (Marques Ray), the bereaved jailhouse lover of Kröd's late mentor.

Together, they must overcome a myriad of obstacles in their quest to save the world including insensitive assassins, Succubi with ticking biological clocks, and an amorous, cannibalistic bisexual cyclops, or biclops for short.