Do you like beer? Do you think drinking beer is cool? Do you want everyone to know you like to drink beer? THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY BOUGHT THIS T-SHIRT?!?!
When I came across this t-shirt I was in shock....there were still some left in stock! For a long time I've liked to drink the occasional beer and people who know me knew this, but random people on the street did not. As you can imagine, this was not an acceptable situation. Since buying this t-shirt, I can just see people looking at me in awe, and so they should.
The best thing about this t-shirt is probably its conversation-initiating qualities. Previously, due to my 'different' facial features and 'voluptuous' physique, I felt very nervous speaking to women. Now I have a weapon that they are helpless to resist. When I explain to them that I like to drink beer and love a pun, I can actually see their knees get visibly weaker. If I only I didn't still live with my mum I'd be rolling in women!
In addition to it's pulling power, I must add how this t-shirt enhances your friendships. Because people can see without me even opening my mouth that I love beer and I love a joke, they are immediately more receptive to me. My friends love this as well because they know that people who see them out with me know that they must have cool friends.
For anyone who wants to make abundantly clear to everyone who sees them that they like a laugh, this t-shirt comes highly recommended. Buy now while stocks last!!!