Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) (Blu-ray)

Only reason i gave it 1 star is because you can't put 0, call this Bloke an Entertainer, Blonde Hair, Ginger Tash !! You can't be Serious !!! This film is an Insult, Lemon by Name, Lemon by Nature, Come on Keith, Turn it in !!!!!!

Worst film I have ever seen, paid 16.99 blue ray for this and am gutted!!! Stick to Celebrity Juice to be fair. Don't buy waste of money.

keith lemon or should i say leigh francis has always been hit and miss with me, i loved the first 2 series of bo selecta but series 3 and bo in the usa were terrible, the bear was terrible and then theres keith celebrity juice another show that started out good but has declined in rescent years, and since then there has been countless keith lemon shows and dvds ( keith lemosn fit, keiths brilliant world tour, lemonaid and lemon la vida loca) for the most part these shows have atleast been passable with the exception of lemon la vida loca which seemed to be back on form, but then there is this movie which i think is the worst of all that i had mention take the very worst elements of all these shows and slap in the various catchphrases and cameos by the worst presenters, reality stars and celebs of the modern day and francis personal friends (ferne, holly, verne) and that is all this is.

if francis wanted a decent keith lemon movie he should have made the lemon la vida loca show into the film.

There has been some truly great films in 2012, Skyfall and The Dark Knight Rises are up there with the best, but then you get the other end of the spectrum and you get the likes of Ghost Rider 2, When The lights Went Out and Underworld Awakening, but this film managers to sink to deeper depths!
I Like Keith Lemon, I find Celebrity Juice very funny and his humour "Bang Tidy!" but that does not give the excuse to make a film so unfunny, so obvious, so lame and every other negative word you can think of. There are many cameo's shoehorned in but have nothing to do. The script is appaling and seems to be written by a thirteen year old, how many body fluid gags can you put into a film? My daughter warned me as she went to see it in the cinema and people walked out, but curiosity got the better of me and I had to find out just how bad this film is. Unfortunatly I was not prepared on this. It was embarrasing to watch but for some strange reason I could not turn it off. It's 85 minutes of my life that I won't get back and only goes to prove that if it works on TV doesn't mean it'll be make a good film.
To call it pathetic is to give this film a compliment!
See If You Like......
The Boys In Blue ( Cannon and Ball Movie)
On The Buses (Movies)
Are You Being Served (Movie)
Step Toe And Son (Movie)

There has been some truly great films in 2012, Skyfall and The Dark Knight Rises are up there with the best, but then you get the other end of the spectrum and you get the likes of Ghost Rider 2, When The lights Went Out and Underworld Awakening, but this film managers to sink to deeper depths!
I Like Keith Lemon, I find Celebrity Juice very funny and his humour "Bang Tidy!" but that does not give the excuse to make a film so unfunny, so obvious, so lame and every other negative word you can think of. There are many cameo's shoehorned in but have nothing to do. The script is appaling and seems to be written by a thirteen year old, how many body fluid gags can you put into a film? My daughter warned me as she went to see it in the cinema and people walked out, but curiosity got the better of me and I had to find out just how bad this film is. Unfortunatly I was not prepared on this. It was embarrasing to watch but for some strange reason I could not turn it off. It's 85 minutes of my life that I won't get back and only goes to prove that if it works on TV doesn't mean it'll be make a good film.
To call it pathetic is to give this film a compliment!
See If You Like......
The Boys In Blue ( Cannon and Ball Movie)
On The Buses (Movies)
Are You Being Served (Movie)
Step Toe And Son (Movie)

I write this as a big fan of both Bo Selecta and Celebrity Juice:

This is one of the worst films Ive ever had the misfortune of seeing. Its poorly written, poorly acted, poorly directed and worst of all, just not funny. After a critique like that, I desperately want to give you feedback on what was actually good about the film..... but Im drawing a complete blank. I suppose the cast list was quite impressive, with a lot of cameos from recognisable British celebrities. That really doesnt save the film though.

A vanity project gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Keith Lemon The Film Is So Funny Must See Oooosh His Lemon Phone Was A Great Idea

Yet again another brilliant comedy for 2012 as if the dictator wasnt brilliant, now Leigh Francis is back with his most popular character from the Bo Selecta TV series Keith Lemon!! Francis has made a big thing of himself over the years and deserves every bit of success as hes so damn funny and pulls off so many characters and fools so many people into thinking Keith Lemon is a real life celebrity, he is a true British comedian certainly one of the best, the movie is awesome, hilarious story from start to finish, so many great gags and classic references to Bo Selecta, the cast was awesome, Kelly brook looked amazing and there was probably a cameo from everyone hes ever worked with near enough, Francis also plays a new character in the film called evil Steve. If you love a good comedy or are just a massive fan do not miss this!! Comedy gold!! Bang Tidy!!