4 Why do you have tampons? I get real bad nosebleeds!DiamondsAreForever | 18/04/2008 | See all DiamondsAreForever's reviews (459)Top 100 Electronics Reviewer Top 100 Gadgets Reviewer Hilarious and understated. I was expecting this to be your typical teen comedy, but its got some great one-liners (see title!) and will make you laugh out loud. A real winner.