On the S&M fantasy island of Eden the motto is "If it hurts, it's good" and photographer Elliot Slater (Paul Mercurio) is about to find out just how painfully true that is. He's been sent to this kinky corner of paradise by his shrink in order to cure his strange sexual hang-ups. But kinky fantasies aren't his only problem. He's also accidentally snapped the boss of a diamond smuggling ring and now he's wanted by both sides of the law - they've followed the perverted photographer all the way to Eden.

Pretty soon cops Sheila Kingston (Rosie O'Donnell) and Fred Lavery (Dan Aykroyd) find themselves undercover in a weird world of whips, leather and wall-to-wall naked flesh. But hey, these guys are professionals so it's grin and "bare" it until the case is cracked!