You so urgently want to hate it, but you JUST CAN'T. At best you'll find yourself dazzled by the sets, amazing dance routines, breakneck pace, clever lyrics and the 'oooh, isn't she a good singer/mover for a hollywood type?' At worst, you'll be grudgingly impressed by the work that Zeta-Jones and Zelwegger have done on their bodies.
For musical-lovers, it's way, way more than just unbeliveable, slightly camp escapism and for musical-haters it's the conversion you had been praying would never happen.
I still hate musicals, but this is just utterly brilliant.