Live on stage at the Neptune Theatre in Liverpool, mullet-haired, student-baiting boozer Paul Calf returns with his "dead sophisticated" sister Pauline "I've had him" Calf to fill us in with what's been happening since their last outing in 1995.

Pauline's had her hair done ("L'Oreal - 'cos I'm worth it, knobhead"), her belly button pierced and a misspelt Chinese tattoo; while Paul has a new girlfriend ("It was fate - I kept bumping into her - she works behind the counter at Threshers.") and has souped up his mum's disability scooter.
In a fabulous return there are also some surprises. Paul treats us to a love song while Pauline performs an excerpt from her one-woman show, 'Floss - The Story Of Florence Nightingale'.