The Expendables

Well slap my a$$ and call me barry. ive never seen this many of my all time favourite actors in the same film ever. This all star cast is the only reason i watched this. Oh.. and the fact that the trailer looked uber cool :) yes.. uber ;)

Yeh ok.. ill agree with ya. The storyline was a bit shocking.. Ok .. shocking but who cares. You watch this because you love action, you love the fight scenes, you love the actors and most of all you want a brilliant film to watch.

In the end despite some draw backs and a small budget probably it still pulls it off. 4/5!!

This is terrible. Even if you like the 80's action flicks, big action, minimum script you still won't (shouldn't) like this. Its actually a terrible shame as i like a lot of these guys in their early movies and i hate to see them go out like this. Dreading that there might be an Expendables 2 as i think by that stage Stallone might have completed his transformation into David Guest's identical twin. All in all watching this film can be equated to watching your dad wearing your clothes, dancing at a night club and making moves on one of your female friends for one hour and 43 minutes

A few action scenes don't make a film, no script and a rubber faced stallone all make for a one star.

what can i say ... you dont need a brain to see this not even a brain cell .. poor story .poor script... you see inception now thats what you call a film !!! ppl get spoon fed films like expendables and ppl except it ... shame on you !!

This was my Number One personally Hyped Up movie of the last year.
Ive been on a one man mission promoting this Beast of a Movie like I was on Sly Stallones pay roll.
I have hyped it due the cast but always made people aware that it was just gonna be a Trashy Fun Movie.
And that my friends it certainly is.

The story is plain 80s style average, the acting pretty wooden with the exception of one of Mickey Rourkes scenes.
This movie is all about the cast, and WHAT A CAST, Stallone, Statham, Li, Lundgren, Rourke, Austin, Roberts and Cameos from
Schwarzenegger and Willis. And that is the real pleasure, watching all these guys kicking ass in the same scenes.
The Arnie, Sly and Bruce face off was good, but could have been better and a little longer.

The film is averagely made and in parts and has a B Movie feel to it, but that maybe intentional.
The action scenes are Very Violent and Gory, but not very Imaginative.

Anyway this is not the sorta movie u pick holes in. It does what it says on the Tin. Enjoy