Anyone who's seen the film will recognise that line immediately - everyone else should now be so curious that they've ordered it simply to find out what the heck I'm on about!

The Fearless Vampire Killers or "Pardon Me : But Your Teeth Are In My Neck" also known as "Dance Of The Vampires (1967) - one of my all time favourites... funny and at times pretty ruddy frikkening too!

Roman Polanski's finest fillum which he stars in along with Jack McGowran, Sharon Tate, Alfie Bass, Ferdie Mayne etc. etc.

My favourite bit...

Professor: "Is there a castle here?"

Shagal: "On the word of Yoni.. there's no more a castle here than... a windmill! Does anyone know of a windmill in the district?"

[Pause]

Village idiot: "Yes there's a castle... ummph!"

[other villagers supress him]

Brilliant film - and the '101' extra on the DVD is a cracker too - featuring the late great Max Wall.

If you're a vampire fan and haven't seen this then get it a.s.a.p - you'll be glad you did.

:)

Neil.