Go to the zoo. Look into the monkey cage, pick a monkey! Look into the monkeys eye's, look at the dim witted monkey looking back at you. Beckon the monkey over to you maybe using a piece of fruit as a lure. When the monkey comes to you, (provided he doesn't do his little wee on you) hand to the monkey a piece of chalk, watch in awe as the monkey creates something far more interesting in a few seconds than this movie does in over an hour and a half. The monkey might just take the chalk, put it in his mouth, and try eating it, before spitting it out on the floor! Watching that would be so, oh so, so so so much funnier than watching this movie. Epic movie is epic only in the scale of its failure! If you're about to click buy, save your self, spit it out before you get the bad taste of chalk in your mouth and type in pulp fiction or type in tarkovsky, actually type in anything else, please do, you could type in; pile of bum! - Chances are 100% you'd get a better film. On a plus the film… more »

Go to the zoo. Look into the monkey cage, pick a monkey! Look into the monkeys eye's, look at the dim witted monkey looking back at you. Beckon the monkey over to you maybe using a piece of fruit as a lure. When the monkey comes to you, (provided he doesn't do his little wee on you) hand to the monkey a piece of chalk, watch in awe as the monkey creates something far more interesting in a few seconds than this movie does in over an hour and a half. The monkey might just take the chalk, put it in his mouth, and try eating it, before spitting it out on the floor! Watching that would be so, oh so, so so so much funnier than watching this movie. Epic movie is epic only in the scale of its failure! If you're about to click buy, save your self, spit it out before you get the bad taste of chalk in your mouth and type in pulp fiction or type in tarkovsky, actually type in anything else, please do, you could type in; pile of bum! - Chances are 100% you'd get a better film. On a plus the film was expertly lit.