1 *sounds of vomiting" Help me...zombiesaurus | 03/04/2009 | See all zombiesaurus's reviews (21)Help me. I...I just watched...Well, I can't call it a movie, that would be like defecating on the original celluloid of The Great Train Robbery. Please, someone hand me some bleach that I can rub into my eyes so I never have to see anything like this again. I thought Alien Vs Predator was bad (and it is), but this piece of excremental flotsam makes me search for a word more evocative than "terrible". Boll cannot make movies: he makes dog-vomit in cinematic form. I have a dog. He vomits. It smells Baaaaaad. But I'd rather rub that into my face than suffer another minute of this abortion of a movie. Uwe Boll: the stamp of quality. His name on a movie should be like a flashing Rad-meter. If you are even holding the DVD bopx, you've got too close. Put it down and run. Run away. Far away. Don't stop running until you puke. Now look at that puke. It has more talent and artistic content than ANY of Boll's movies. And you saved some money.