Ever shared aperitifs with a living legend? Or swapped catwalk tips with a superstar. Well, now's your chance. Introducing Edina Monsoon, doyenne of the fashion world...

FASHION:
How should Edina and Patsy prepare for their latest celebrity fashion show. How about starting with a small glass of wine or two?

FAT:
"Inside of me, sweetie, inside of me, there's a thin person just screaming to get out".
"Just the one dear?"

FRANCE:
The ideal getaway - a bon vacance in Provence. But endless peace and quiet and Monopoly isn't exactly St Tropez, is it?

ISO TANK:
Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeve yet...

BIRTHDAY:
"Do you think we ought to get some hormone replacement packs in for emergencies, darling? One day you could come home sweeties, and find me just a toothless old wad of gum on the floor."

MAGAZINE:
Edina's ecstatic. She's got a new man and she's stayed out until morning. Patsy's pretty bloody jealous and she's got to go to work - if she can remember where her office is.