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Sat Nag

Released on 12 January 2009

4.0 out of 5 (34 customer reviews) | Write a review

The Sat Nag is the greatest in-car invention since the Sat Nav. Actually - it's better than a Sat Nav, and even if it's guaranteed to get you nowhere fast, it's one of those jokes that just keeps on giving. Press the button on the front and a very well-recorded, patronising woman's voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands. With such crackers as: "I know you're a man, but it's been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you're lost and ask someone the way"; and "In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right", as well as "In 50 meters I'm going to put on my most annoying voice and say 'Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling?" and "In 100 meters I'm going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know you've upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault".

There are loads of them, and the main reason they're so funny is that they're so accurate, we've all been there, and boy are we all going there again. There are a few 'not in front of the children' comments, but none that are too offensive. This anti-compass has a holographic screen, highlighting the important roads such as Whiny Lane, Backseat Drive and Earache Avenue, and will have you howling with laughter both at the idiosyncrasies of women in passenger seats and also how dumb men are behind the wheel - every car should have one.
  • Suitable for ages 16 years+ (due to strong language).
  • Size: 10 x 8 x 2cm.

customer Reviews

 Average rating (34 reviews)

 sat nag

| | See all 1234pud's reviews (7)

very dissapointed, what could have been an extremley funny thing , was spoiled by the ridiculous voice on the sat nag, it is not patronising as stated, it is just the most boring voice you will ever hear, it is certainly not funny at all. If I could have given it no stars I would have done.

 Satnag very good

| | See all shebaa's reviews (1)

I first got a satnag in Cyprus as a gift, and i have now bought a few for friends. They are good for people with a good sense of humour. My son said so true to life with his wife. Yep a great gizmo


| | See all Almasy's reviews (1)

Does what it says on the tin! Very funny little present to give to someone as a gift, cheap price and arrived in 2days. Can't fault it :)

 Brilliant fun

| | See all Bridgers's reviews (3)

This is a great gadget, the stock phrases are hilarious, and everyone who has listened to it has said that they have used at least one of them whilst a passenger. Found that people cannot go past it without having to have a go. Value for money joke gift for a man who has everything!


| | See all clarkeysc's reviews (1)

What a gift!!!!! Excellent i love it, i got two one for my dad and one for my boyfriend me, my mum and sisters were having a right giggle over it we thought it was hysterical. Recommended to any one who buys a jokey pressie for a laugh over the xmas holidays!

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