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Keith Lemon Official Talking Pen

Released on 08 March 2012

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Pull bang tidy lasses and never be stuck for words again with the Official Keith Lemon Talking Pen! This outrageously cheeky pen features 6 of Keith's famous words and phrases, as heard in TV's hit comedy panel show Celebrity Juice - a must have for any fan of the Northern Businessman, but not for minors!


Safety Message:
Warning! This is not a toy. Not suitable for children under 36 months due to small parts. Choking hazard. Parental Advisory: Explicit Content

  • Officially Licensed Product
  • Features 6 of Keith's favourite words and phrases including:
  • "OOOSH!"
  • "I'D destroy 'er"
  • "SHA-TING!"
  • "You are bang tidy!"
  • "Don't be a dingbat" "Look at the bangers on that!"
  • Batteries included 3x LR44/AG13 1.5V
  • Batteries are replaceable

customer Reviews

 Average rating (1 review)

 Funny but not rich

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Yes it's a nice n funny pen to have but the price is way over the top for what you actually get.. soon gets boring.

Although If it was a lot cheaper, it'd be a big seller

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