The MJ Glove

A glove that can turn your life around, make you popular, make you successful? Bull****..

..or at least I thought.

I can't remember exactly when my heart won over the inner cynic, but something made me order Michael Jackson: The Glove that night, maybe it was the Urban Myths we all have heard or maybe it was the reoccurring dreams of being on a stage in front of millions, clenching my fist so tight I swear I could feel the sequins.

The funny thing is I don't even remember clicking order, I just know it turned up all of a sudden, at my door. It turned up when I needed it most.

I was an orphaned teenager living with my aunt and uncle, while I was successful at school I never had any *real* friends and was constantly getting grief from a kid called 'Flash' for preferring the King of Pop to Coldplay. One morning, in tears, when I think I'd reached my absolute limits, I was about to tear down my poster of Michael shooting awesome beams of glitters out of his hat and replace it with one of Chris Martin eating a pear, then, Aunt May knocked on my door.

A parcel had arrived for me! The sender - Play, the item - Michael Jackson: The Glove!

I shut the door, breathing heavily, slipping Michael Jackson: The Glove onto my right hand, IT FITTED! With my out stretched hand and Man in the Mirror cranked up to the MAX I shouted HOOOOOOO! Like a miracle, glitter, shot out of my hand, a sparkling beam of stars.

Needless to say, pretty much everyone wanted to be my friend at school the next day when they saw me wearing Michael Jackson: The Glove.

This glove is BAD. (in the good sense) when you put it on you too can dance like MJ. You instantly become more attractive too. Not suitable for getting cakes out of the oven though or to fend off llamas. Perfect for one handed indivuals or to be used as a duelling glove to slap people with and challange them. Talking about the glove in a recent interview Uri Geller said "I like it more than spoon bending" and "it combines style, warmth and magnetic powers....definitley 10/10"

So don't be left out - purchase now!!

Lets just say i was a virgin before i got this glove ;)

My life used to be so dull, quiet friday nights in at my parents house, nobody sitting on the seat next to me on the bus/train to work and endless sunday afternoons at the local park feeding the ducks on my own. All that has changed now thanks to the 'Michael Jackson: The Glove'.
Since wearing this glove my life has taking a dramatic turn. i have made so many friends. People flock to me wherever i go and love to hear me recount my stories of train spotting over the past 23 years. I feel really cool now and a part of society.
No day is the same thanks to the miracle that is 'Michael Jackson: The Glove'.

Bought two of these....seemed daft to buy just the one. Keeps me warm in this BBQ summer we're having.....Ow!