My Penguin Is Sleeping Fridge Magnet

I bought this because people kept scaring my pet penguin every time they went into my fridge, but because of the colorful letters and soft font people thought it was just a joke until pingu (my pet penguin) attacked them in a violent rage and ripped off my friends arm and ate it in front of him, now pingu had to be put to sleep :(
But it looks lovely in my kitchen, really brightens up the place :)

finally he can get the rest he needs, next to my pet elephant in the freezer

Both my niece and I, have had to suffer costant worry about the sleep patterns of our respective fridge inhabitants.
However with this simple magnetized adornment, we can sleep easy in the knowledge that Percy and co are left alone to enjoy a sound unintterupted sleep. PS Im available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs and the occasional upbeat funeral..;P

Brilliant! My penguin now gets his full 8 hours every night........

It's great, really nice and bright, everyone's read my fab magnet and is now aware (thankyou)...but my penguin's still cranky. Ah well.