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Monty Python Abusive Voice Keyring

Released on 24 December 2009

3.0 out of 5 (6 customer reviews) | Write a review

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From the legendary Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes this fantastic abusive keychain with 17 sayings from the actual Monty Python crew!!

Abusive sayings include:

Button your lip, you ratbag!
Come on you worm...you miserable little man.
Come at me then...come on, do your worst, you worm.
Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I wave my private parts at your aunties.
What is it now, you great pillock?
You dirty double-crossing rat.
You don't frighten us, pig-dogs!
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.
I blow my nose at you.
You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded...
You're a looney.

And a few more sayings we can't print!

For over 18's only.

customer Reviews

 Average rating (6 reviews)

 Buy one, buy one, buy one.....

| | See all Britvik's reviews (1)

I was bought one these by a friend who is greatly treasured for the hours of amusement I've had from this tiny foot.
The many looks of a confusion from Saturday morning shoppers are priceless as I work my way round the supermarket, randomly pressing buttons.
Hit the right combination of toes and amaze your friends with the string of profanity that issues forth.
A must for any Python fan, or anyone who likes to offend old ladies buying cat food.

 It stinks of blueberries and it's mother was a cabbage!

| | See all LoveMe's reviews (59)

Great 3D design, nice little toy for father's day.
Only criticism is that some of the recordings are hard to make out as they're not very clear.
Just worth £5, but don't pay any more than that!

 Not Too Brilliant

| | See all CeliaFan's reviews (20)

I wasn't too impressed I'm afraid. There's a gaping seam around the toes, and it took a lot of coaxing to get it to work. Even now, it's really hit-and-miss, and often cuts out half way through an insult. But I guess it's an amusing bit of kit if you're a mad Python fan! (Oh, and the blurb on the packaging is rather amusing ;)

 good fun

| | See all Sarah191's reviews (1)

nice keyring, good fun with the friends, however it didn't work straight away and it's a little temperamental and doesn't always work.

 Batterys extra

| | See all MARIO2's reviews (5)

Recieved mine but batterys were totaly flat so add on another £3.50 for those some good sayings and you can easily make out what is being said volume is good and overal does carry a lot more sayings than most of these keychains not bad value.

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