Ring For A F*ck Bell

So when I came across this gadget while browsing this site I thought my problems were over. How wrong I was !

So the bell arrived, well wrapped (thank you Play.com) and attractively presented in a plastic carton. My suspicions were first raised when upon opening I discovered a woeful lack of instructions, so I thought to myself, well in for a penny in for a pound, grasped the handle firmly and gave it a great big shake...

Nothing happened... I rang it again and waited for some considerable time and again, nothing. I checked the packaging once more, to check I wasn't missing anything but the wording is a clear and unambiguous promise. Ring the bell, they will come and so will you.

Several vigorous shakes later and still absolutely no action whatsoever, I concluded that perhaps it would only work outside, so off I popped to the local shopping precinct, perhaps other people needed to hear the bell before it worked.

As I was led away by the local constabulary simultaneously decrying the efficacy of this product and protesting my innocence I vowed to ensure that no-one else would buy the bell and suffer my disappointment and consequent ignominy, hence this review.

Even the Free Delivery was no solace for my stolen dreams.

worked for me and i live alone?well thought i did!