This is the greatest bathrobe in the entire history of the human race. It is definitely the most awesome robe in the galaxy, possible in the universe.
Forget that it is very good quality, thick, super soft and generously sized. It is all of those things, which is why I used to borrow my husbands Jedi version all the time. He thought he was soooo cool in his Jedi robe, waving his hand in front of my face saying "You will make me a sandwich".
But from the moment I put on my new Galactic Empire robe, I could almost feel the power of the Dark Side coursing through me. Force Lightning ready to shoot from my fingertips. Now I can look at my husband in his pathetic (very good quality, thick, super soft and generously sized) Jedi robe and declare "NOW I AM THE MASTER".