This is a great new In Your Pocket from the hillarious TV show Al Murray The Pub Landlord, says the following phrases:

"Pint for the Fella. Glass of white wine / fruit based drink for the lady"

"I was never confused"

"This country is called Great Britain. It would be called amazing Britain if it wasn't for people like you, pulling the average down"

"If we didn't have rules then where would we be ay? That's right, France"

"Is your Dad proud of you? He's never said so has he mate? (and that's not cause he's bottling it up)"

"You disgust me"