Terry Turtle (Swearing Turtle)

Got Terry 3 years ago for my family (all male!). We take him out every year at Christmas, stand him low on a bookshelf so even the cat gets a mouthful of abuse when he walks past. Anything that makes your stomach hurt from laughing must be money well spent. Don't question your sanity - just buy one now...... you won't regret it.

I got this for my girlfriend as she is in hospital. It insults all the visitors, nurses, doctors etc: haha the best 11 quid I ever spent, my ribs hurt so much afterwards though ;) lol

Terry is fantastic - the first thing he greeted my 60+ mother with was 'anal probe!' Instead of getting the usual wallop, she simply said "get one for your uncle, he'd love it". So I did. Get a Terry too - you won't regret it.

Bought for my husband, I right laugh. Mother in law doesn't approve, but oh well!!

Got Terry in time for Crimbo, you will not be disappointed with him. I have not stopped laughing, a must buy.

This is sooooo funny :D
Love all the profanitys he comes out with.
I thought that when you put it on PG mode it would beep the swearing out :/
Well I bought it for my dad for christmas so we'll have a better look at it then =]
Got it so he can put it in his taxi haha
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Must buy!!

This is brilliant. Bought one for myself and one for a mate. And now I think i'll need to buy another one for someone else. I was laughing my head of with it for ages. ( Although you may not be as simple minded as me. ) But still worth it.

Absolute genius! So much fun, as long as you've got an open sense of humour....

Unbelievably funny! I might even prefer the pg mode as he seems to struggle to find less offensive phrases!
Killer!

This little fella is just great. Both censored and non censored settings have their fair share of funny outbursts. Guaranteed to have you and your friends laughing out loud. I liked him so much I bought two, one for me and one for a gift.