Borat Mankini

I was bought this as a present. It's very fetching and it really brings out my eyes.

My mother poked her eyes out when she saw me wearing my mankini,hoho oh the joy.
Do be aware though, the mankini does reveal the size of your packet.
However they`re is a handy opening at the top of the gusset where one can...can...cough, stick a sock in it.

The mankini looks awesome! The colour and everything is great. But I'd reccomend getting a bikini wax done before wearing this, as the jungle is exposed.

Also - It doesn't really hold the 'package' in very well. I know it's a mankini, but it really does expose more than the family and their kids want to see on a beach! If I wore this on the beach, I wouldn't walk off alive! Haha!

This cossie is very uncomfortable. Rides up at the back and difficult to sit down in.
The only good thing is the straps can be moved easily to enable better sunbathing and all over tanning.
Mine came in lime green like the one in the picture which shows up marks very easily.

I paid 14.99 for this in a fancy dress/joke shop a few months ago.
Wore it under my sportswear while playing badmington with work colleages and then stripped off to reveal it!
I've gone down in office legend.

After giving it a rinse through I made the stag wear it on his stag do & I've worn it a few times since to raise a smile in other situations.

For a fiver it's well worth it.