As bland as steamed vegetables, and has the lifespan of a sausage and egg sandwich on a building site.
This is a mini-game masquerading as a full Wii title, and whilst it might hold your attention for about half an hour (up to an hour if you *really* love Gordon Ramsey) you'll soon be reaching for the eject button.
Chef's tip: if the idea of in-game Ramsey recipes appeals to you, go buy one of his books instead.
Chef's tip #2: hit your back button and scroll to find Cooking Mama if you want to play a decent food related game on the Wii.
Two stars - simply because the mini-game itself is ok... as long as you didn't pay actual money to play it.