I bought this t-shirt thinking it would be cool to pretend to be Batman. But apparently, you can't pretend to be Batman. This t-shirt is just too like the real thing.
As soon as this t-shirt arrived my voice started getting a lot deeper, at first I thought it was puberty, until I realised I was already 21. After my voice dropped I got a phone call from a man claiming to be my "reckoning". He's been following me around for three weeks now and he keeps flexing with his shirt off.
I'm not saying the t-shirt isn't awesome, because it is. But you need to be sure you're ready to be Batman.