Picture the scene. I'm 31, 2 girls, 7 & 14, and they want to see 'Enchanted'. Whoopytdoo I think. I rather fancy a pint instead at the local - but hey ho - I'm a parent now -remember those 7 seconds of fun?.
So we troop off down to the local Odeon, buy my extra large Nacho's to stuff my abnormally large belly for my age and get comfy for sleepy time.
Start the film and it's a cartoon - Great!!! - Really looking forward to this now - I really wish I liked condoms at this point.
So I bear with it, scoffing Nacho's like a mad homeless Mexican.
Whilst having flashbacks of Snow White, I recognise a vaguely comforting theme, pretty princesses, apples and such like.....Hmmmm apples....
Anyway I go to the loo and upon returning to find I am now lost in the 'Cinema next door', then wondering why I am in Saw 4 - return to the right screen to find my first true love.
The film is no longer a cartoon, and me?....Well I'm very, VERY intrigued. On screen is a young (Well she looks younger than me, but deep down I know she isn't) Princess. Beautiful.
That is the end of my review. I have no idea what it is about but know when my time is up - She'll be there.
To all Dad's reading this - It's a great film!......Get it