...he/she is clearly a fool.
-Hefty price tag?? Not for a decent keyboard it isn't.
-Nothing special other than the Illumination?? Do you want it to make your breakfast??
-Wired?? If you want a wireless keyboard, don't buy a flippin' wired one!!
-No USB port?? As above, if you want a keyboard with a built in USB port, look for one and buy it. MOST keyboards on the market do NOT have built in USB ports or hubs.
I also notice that Warrenty is not mention above...?? All electrical items sold in the UK have a minimum warranty of 12 months by law. Many Logitech items have extended 3 year warranties regardless of the country of purchase. Do some research before suggesting that you have no protection if this product fails.