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TED: 6" 'R' Rated Talking Teddy Bear Backpack Clip

TED: 6" 'R' Rated Talking Teddy Bear Backpack Clip

Released on 01 April 2013

Condition:  New

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  • Standard delivery estimate: 29th Jul - 31st Jul

Comment: Brand New and Tagged. Ships from stock in the UK. Normally dispatched within 24 hours or on next working day. PLEASE NOTE - THIS IS THE 'R' RATED (18) VERSION OF TED WHICH IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN. SEE PRODUCT DETAILS.

Carry around with you everywhere you go the hilarious whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film! This excellent Ted Talking Plush will keep you entertained for a countless amount of time. He looks so cute and innocent, but really he's nothing of the sort
  • 6" Officially licensed product with tags
  • Squeeze his left paw to hear one of 5 hilarious (and very naughty) phrases including -
  • Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some stuffing in the wrong places so I'm - I'm a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me forever?...Aha!, just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded.
  • You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm! 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f@!#ing face with Pepperidge Farm.
  • Well, you never shoulda trusted me. I'm on drugs.
  • Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared. Just grab you Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder, you can suck my d@!#. You can't get me Thunder, cause you're just God's farts
  • Oh f@!# that. It's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, @!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C'mon!
  • THIS PRODUCT IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR SMALL CHILDREN DUE TO THE LANGUAGE