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Bed Farts Mints

Bed Farts Mints

Released on 04 July 2013

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Know somebody whose night time wind turns bed sheets into sails? Then help them fight the flatulence with the minty little miracles that are Bed Farts Eradication Mints! These minty fresh thwarters of even the worst farters are crucial for cutting down harmful night time emissions. They're fun mints with a mission!

Make bedtime farts a stink of the past with Bed Farts Eradication Mints -the fun and minty medicinal imposters! They're the perfect, funny gift for any friend whose known to be a nauseating, nocturnal noise maker!??

Bed Farts Eradication Mints are more than just a funny gift - they're a miracle cure. What's more - unlike most magical medicines, they're available without prescription ?? and that's mainly because they're just mints with no proven cure for bed time farting!

What's more, these aren't the only miracle mints in our range. Check out the following -??

Anti-Swearing Mints to freshen even the most dirty potty mouth.
Diet Cheating Mints - 'If you can't taste the cake, you didn't eat it!'
Hangover Cure Mints - The one stop suck for fighting beer breath and furry tongues!
Twitter/Facebook Withdrawal Mints to give you the confidence to actually use your mouth to communicate.
Anti-Snoring Mints to freshen things up in the bedroom!
Anti-Bullshit Mints - say goodbye to stinking lies!
Bedtime Headache Curing Mints to head off passion killing headaches!
Old Git Mints to bring some minty magic to your favourite Old Git's mojo!
and Senior Moment Memory Loss Mints to help you forget about memory loss!
Enjoy a Fart-Free night of sleep - and keep your partner's breath fresh too! Offer them a couple of 'Bedtime Fart Eradication Mints' just before you hit the sheets to avoid the rising the duvet... and guaranteed Blame/Denial routine... Supplied in a quality branded tin - The sheets will stay fresh too! More beans please!