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The Anchorman's - Sex Panther Aftershave

The Anchorman's - Sex Panther Aftershave

Released on 29 May 2013

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The Anchorman's Sex Panther Cologne. It's illegal in 9 countries but we hard working folk at ToxicFox have worked hard to secure this officially licenced product from the comedy of the century - The Anchorman starring Will Farrell. Interesting facts about our Sex Panther aftershave brought to you by the Bri-man: It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. Give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Refreshingly pungent this aftershave has a clean and unique scent that is both alluring and assertive. We would like to point out that the following quotes attributed to the cologne by Ron Burgundy and Veronica Conrningstone are not, in our opinion, true: "I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline." "Smells like, a used diaper... filled with... Indian food" "Smells like Bigfoot's ****!" This Sex Panther Cologne will have your man feeling like the king of the jungle, it's so wild even the box growls each time it's opened! So whether you're looking to treat your man to a new scent that is heaven sent or perhaps looking for the perfect gift for a friend whose babe magnet has been working in reverse, Sex Panther is the cologne for you.

Safety Message:
Not tested on animals, and certainly no panthers were harmed in the making of this product.
Avoid spraying in eyes or on irritated or broken skin.
  • Features: The Sex Panther aftershave is so wild it comes in a growling box. Each time the box is opened it lets out a sexy roar! Grrrrrrr. Please Note: Not tested on animals, and certainly no panthers were harmed in the making of this product. Avoid spraying in eyes or on irritated or broken skin. Dimensions: 6.3cm(W) x 10.2cm(H) x 2.5cm(D) - 50mL / 1.7 fl. oz.